Membership Rules:

  • To maintain an active membership, players must have attended at least two scenarios with the team.
  • The prestige of this team rests on our reputation as fair and honorable opponents, it is the duty of every member of the team to uphold this reputation at events and on the field.
  • We strive to win, but we do our best to remember as indivuduals that it is just a game, and we want to have fun.
  • We will never remain silent when it comes to unsafe conditions during play, and we enforce the rules regardless of our role.
  • The only person that speaks for the team is the team captain, unless you are appointed by him to do so.
  • We are not above playing pranks, so be forwarned.
  • We talk smack, we can back it up, but it is only intended to flavor the game, and is NEVER 'personal' nor 'real life.'
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    Rules for Candidates:

  • You must be old enough to play scenario ball without parents permission, unless your parent is on the team.
  • You must embrace the ethos of fair play, safety and comradere that our team symbolizes.
  • You must give the team captain twenty dollars. (J/K)
  • You must be able to take a joke, as the team never forgets any mistake you make. Ever.
  • You must be willing to occasionally forego playing to ref, so that you contribute to the sport like the rest of us.
  • You must provide at least food for yourself for the events you attend.
  • You must pass a two-thirds majority vote to be accepted as a full member of the team.
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